Yep - and though there have always been 'end of times' prophets like Rabbi Tovia Singer - perhaps it's thanks to the US-Israel war profiteering and destruction of the past 70 years that we now might welcome an apocalypse. Noah was asked to build an arc for similar reasons.
God may have flooded the Earth and then made a rainbow as a promise to not do it again, but this time humans will destroy the Earth with war and terrorism.
Religions always promise a reveal, a secret mystery that you can learn if you move up the ranks. Like with xenu in Scientology. Most people couldn't read, priests could and would read the gospels aka good spells. Imagine over months or years going to church learning about Jesus and then it gets to the end where it's a bunch of incomprehensible nonsense. So disappointing.
I built the Third Temple.
It's an aluminum shed from Home Depot.
I still have to paint the blue and white stripes on it.
And paint a fake door that fools no one, like Epstein's island temple.
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Oh, oh, Revelation is coming true.
I prophecize that everyone that reads this will take a shit in the next 78 hours.
If this comes true then I am divinely inspired.
Prophecies are just dreamed up plans layered in imaginary magic.
I also prophecize that folks may or may not respond to this.
I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and am constipated. Might take a week before I take a shit.
Yep - and though there have always been 'end of times' prophets like Rabbi Tovia Singer - perhaps it's thanks to the US-Israel war profiteering and destruction of the past 70 years that we now might welcome an apocalypse. Noah was asked to build an arc for similar reasons.
God may have flooded the Earth and then made a rainbow as a promise to not do it again, but this time humans will destroy the Earth with war and terrorism.
Will we not get another flood? Darn....
Maybe, but it will be human-made and not God-made. Climate Change says so.
"Revelation" isn't a prophecy.
Its the revalation, or revealing, of their ancient ritualized plan.
Religions always promise a reveal, a secret mystery that you can learn if you move up the ranks. Like with xenu in Scientology. Most people couldn't read, priests could and would read the gospels aka good spells. Imagine over months or years going to church learning about Jesus and then it gets to the end where it's a bunch of incomprehensible nonsense. So disappointing.
"And they would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids [and Scooby dooby doooo]!"
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Silly wabbit, Matrix is for Goat kids.
I built the Third Temple.
It's an aluminum shed from Home Depot.
I still have to paint the blue and white stripes on it.
And paint a fake door that fools no one, like Epstein's island temple.